Interested in making a splash in your temporary community? First, answer the door in your pajamas at 9:15am, clearly having just awakened. Next, tell them that "Yes, this is a fine time for them to replace the balcony" (you had been warned this was going to happen).
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| You can't see them, but they're there - talking about your balcony. |
Once said balcony is installed, wait for the constant meetings outside
your balcony/window where the neighbors will gather to discuss the new
balcony (a prototype for the building and of course, the first one),
particularly the drainage spouts, which they seem to feel might
guillotine a guileless giant.
Voila! Center of attention!
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